Top 10 reasons for being Spanish
- Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
- The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
- You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
- The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
- Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
- Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
- You get to eat bulls' testicles.
- Supported Argentina in Falklands War.