1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do in your county.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:
   • like the dutch, just less efficient
   • like the french, just less romantic
   • like the germans
5. Decent fries. Real mayonaise. Great choclate. The best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the dutch and french. And they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
9. All you famous countrymen are either imaginairy, or sex-offenders
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

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