Chain Letter Type 4
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
A friend is someone,
who is always at your side,
A friend is someone,
who likes you even though you smell like poop,
A friend is someone,
who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly
A friend is someone,
who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself
A friend is someone,
who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
A friend is someone,
who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a monkey and then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone,
who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much English ... hang on ... no sorry, that's the cleaning lady,
A friend is not someone,
who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, the mutant lizards will eat you.